GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic b